On Cord-Cutting

Oh, Comcast.  I hate your must-take channel package.  I hate your “no high-speed internet without the must-take channel package” package.

But now I have internet through a new 50mbps fiber offering from D & P Communications, that costs less than half your package rate, and Amazon’s FireTV instead of your stupid (doesn’t even include HD without extra charges) boxes, and Playstation Vue (with HD Bi6Ten and SEC and ESPN and Fox Sports) for the football channels I want, and Watch ESPN for the games not on PSV, and CBS All Access for the Alabama games, and Netflix!

And it all comes out cheaper than you.

And I don’t need you anymore.  Mwahahahahahahahahaha!